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Season half time

A brutal season is in half time. Rogerson is able to deliver while Maister still struggles with the car which makes it hard for him to come on track. Nether less he will continue even rumors tell that he might be replaced by one of the hungry junior drivers waiting for their shot. Bauwens and Gradley demand to be ready for the sharp tank. The team need to make a desicion soon, Tommacher is closing in fast (actually should be already on p8 if it was not the non F1 compliant calculation of the standing. Pozos 7th place in the weather chaos of the first race in Fürst is the better position...) However, it is very close between Lucky Fips R242 and Tommacher.
On the lead we have a thrilling fight for the crown with three teams in the postion to take the title. Who will make it? 5 more races to go - my personal favorite is Team Destroyer

June 26, 2020 09:20 am

[Part 8] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

too thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off » * portion cuted

January 20, 2020 07:41 pm

[Part 7] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

January 20, 2020 07:39 pm

[Part 6] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

January 20, 2020 07:39 pm

[Part 5] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

– A chef-d'œuvre as locals say but no, we remain focused on our main goals because we know the visuals aren't sufficient to win but we're always happy to marvel fans, it reminds me when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

January 20, 2020 07:38 pm

[Part 4] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

– Yeah, that purple obsidian car is masterpiece it gives you galactic thoughts ! Stübecke and Pelat did very well ; is the show more important for you... Every little details count ?

– A chef-d'œuvre as locals say but no, we remain focused on our main goals because we know the visuals aren't sufficient to win but we're always happy to marvel fans, it reminds me when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

In conclusion, AJ is a young and very dynamic stable. Eventhough reputated strict, it has everything the employees need to sustain their family thus developping innovating technologies in ideal conditions. We wish all the best to the new wave as we don't want boring races with team orders !

January 20, 2020 07:37 pm

[Part 3] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

What's up ! I'm fine thanks, yes it's both an awesome and lucky feeling everyday, this is even more true when coming to the designers, they need inspiring places to express creativity. So make sure to come by. :))

– Yeah, that purple obsidian car is masterpiece it gives you galactic thoughts ! Stübecke and Pelat did very well ; is the show more important for you... Every little details count ?

– A chef-d'œuvre as locals say but no, we remain focused on our main goals because we know the visuals aren't sufficient to win but we're always happy to marvel fans, it reminds me when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

In conclusion, AJ is a young and very dynamic stable. Eventhough reputated strict, it has everything the employees need to sustain their family thus developping innovating technologies in ideal conditions. We wish all the best to the new wave as we don't want boring races with team orders !

January 20, 2020 07:35 pm

[Part 2] Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

prefers Uriel) that kindly opened to us his desk.

Journalist « How are you Uriel, can you tell our readers what does it feels like to seat with the Eiffel tower directly in sight ?!

UdDF – What's up ! I'm fine thanks, yes it's both an awesome and lucky feeling everyday, this is even more true when coming to the designers, they need inspiring places to express creativity. So make sure to come by. :))

– Yeah, that purple obsidian car is masterpiece it gives you galactic thoughts ! Stübecke and Pelat did very well ; is the show more important for you... Every little details count ?

– A chef-d'œuvre as locals say but no, we remain focused on our main goals because we know the visuals aren't sufficient to win but we're always happy to marvel fans, it reminds me when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

In conclusion, AJ is a young and very dynamic stable. Eventhough reputated strict, it has everything the employees need to sustain their family thus developping innovating technologies in ideal conditions. We wish all the best to the new wave as we don't want boring races with team orders !

January 20, 2020 07:35 pm

Meet Aurélie Josué, the frenchy's of the grid.

Aurélie Josué or "AJ" to make it short, won yesterday their first race and is most likely to be promoted this season. We've had the brief opportunity to interview manager Fodong (he prefers Uriel) that kindly opened to us his desk.

Journalist « How are you Uriel, can you tell our readers what does it feels like to seat with the Eiffel tower directly in sight ?!

UdDF – What's up ! I'm fine thanks, yes it's both an awesome and lucky feeling everyday, this is even more true when coming to the designers, they need inspiring places to express creativity. So make sure to come by. :))

– Yeah, that purple obsidian car is masterpiece it gives you galactic thoughts ! Stübecke and Pelat did very well ; is the show more important for you... Every little details count ?

– A chef-d'œuvre as locals say but no, we remain focused on our main goals because we know the visuals aren't sufficient to win but we're always happy to marvel fans, it reminds me when I was a kid quite odd mm.

– What will you do in division 2, are you a one-hit wonder ?

– The keyword will be M-A-I-N-T-A-I-N, we'll study our opponents strength and weakness then adapt to the specificities of the championship and play our cards. We never know but I hope we can be titled in 3 seasons.

– Alright, anything to say before we leave ?

– Of course, I want to thank my whole crew for their effort and dedication ; especially the engineers, sometimes we just don't have time for sleeping but hard-working always pays off »

In conclusion, AJ is a young and very dynamic stable. Eventhough reputated strict, it has everything the employees need to sustain their family thus developping innovating technologies in ideal conditions. We wish all the best to the new wave as we don't want boring races with team orders !

January 20, 2020 07:31 pm

Press release from div 3.15: day 1

did a hard reset, needed that, thought so, what's done is done
spend all points on basic stuff, suppliers, staff, development and production, all done

first laps done
now wait
for days
to hire better chief staff
get sponsors
so little points/hour

January 29, 2019 08:56 pm

SCR Startup

SC Racing Team announce a new team to be formed in its debut season, and looks to its first race with two man American team by next week. They hope to attain money to increase resources, while the main focus is towards the grand win at season's end.

December 30, 2018 07:28 pm

Alpenring declared too dangerous

The newly constructed Alpenring circuit in Austria, which will be hosting it's first race this week, has been branded dangerous by the Team Destroyers personnel. The comments come after a series of incidents during testing where several reams have suffered from broken car parts, particularly suspensions, due to the harsh nature of the circuit, with some cars having crashed heavily into the barriers which resulted in the bad injury to double drivers champion Bartolome Verges Soler. The team manager Adam Eggbeer had this to say:
"Bartolome is in a stable condition in the hospital after his huge accident on Thursday. We would like to thank the track marshals and the medical team both at the circuit and at the hospital for their speedy response times and medical care given to Bartolome. We ran the rest of testing with the drivers taking it easy and staying off the kerbs. The whole team have had discussions about the safety of the track and the drivers are very strong in their opinions that it is unsafe. As a result, we are not sure about our participation for the rest of the weekend as the safety of our drivers, track marshals, and spectators are paramount."

July 13, 2018 09:16 pm

Fenninger released after cucumber theft

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Fenninger Racing Manager Lukas Fenninger released after false cucumber theft at Tesco Superstore, Upperwirth ahead of this weekends Grand Prix.

June 6, 2018 11:50 am

Onid Rouge ha llegado

Desde la Republica Argentina ha llegado a las Altas Competiciones Internacionales, y llegaremos muy lejos.

May 25, 2018 12:40 am

Spyker_F1 started construction on their Season 13 car. Manager wants car ready for week 1 testing, instead of race 2.

Manager statement: "I did the math, if you miss the first race you can only get 90% of the points."

November 17, 2017 10:04 am

Great start in the season

Victory and a podium are a great start in the season, even with terrible pit stops

Wurz showed again that he is one of the best drivers by compensating the terrible pit stops of Super Aguri GP. The team had an insufficient amount of mechanics assigned to the cars and lost more than 5 seconds with every stop. With a decent car and marvelous pace Wurz and Rogerson were able to bring home 40 points - a good start in the season

November 12, 2017 01:34 pm

Back in div 2

Just one season after winning division 1 Super Aguri relegated and will start in div 2.3.
Some mistakes my management and other issues caused that Super Aguri relegated and will start in a lower tier. The team pushed hard to avoid the situation but will continue with the hard work to make a come back in div 1 as soon as possible.
The staff and drivers believe in the team and therefor not a single employee pulled the relegation clause.

First tests of some parts are ongoing and the chassis for the season is expected very soon - first impressions of the cars and drivers performance are expected end of week 2

October 23, 2017 05:43 pm

Mills 'no longer looking for S11 game exploits' and instead conserving them for S12.

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October 9, 2017 12:19 pm

Umbrella's Wesker held in custody after sparkly sequin trail found leading to private motorhome matches that of Aguri Boss's.

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October 9, 2017 12:17 pm

Team Destroyers Boss Adam Eggbeer pleads 'NOT GUILTY' to last years Salmon-gate Incident.

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October 9, 2017 12:08 pm

Phil J.R. E. lucky pink pants stolen in Paddock Clubhouse Party

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October 9, 2017 12:06 pm

Fenninger Racing announces new team livery for the season finale

The austrian racing team Fenninger Racing just started painting their car in a new color. Gold it is. They are clearly going for the championship in the pinnacle of pitwall. With two races to go the team is leading Team Destroyers by 32 points and Umbrella Racing by 61 points. Tune in to see if Fenninger Racing is going to make it or if the dream bursts up in tears.
Go for Gold!

October 8, 2017 10:15 pm

Renttu Racing returns to Pitwall

After 5 weeks of hard development and production, we managed to finish our first race in Lander raceway. Team staff is very pleased about the points finish.

"It's a good start. Our only goal was to get two cars on the chequered flag, and not worry about the positions. Car is working well and will only get better in becoming races."

August 13, 2017 05:51 pm

Division 1 Champion (and forgot to write a press release)

Weeks after the titles are won now the press release
Season 10 was quite open on the start and closed to early, but since we got the titles we do not care to much. Mr. Wurz showed an amazing performance during the whole season and won 6 from 10 races - his younger team mate tried his best and had one podium finish.
This is an amazing result for the young team Super Aguri and we hope we can repeat this experience in the near future.

August 3, 2017 09:28 pm

Umbrella Racing have presented their new car on the back of Kellogg's Coco Pops cereal boxes.

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August 3, 2017 03:50 pm

SharpF1 have finished construction on their 1:55 scale model of their own HQ.

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August 3, 2017 03:48 pm

Team Destroyers have started constructing a giant water slides between staff module buildings.

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August 3, 2017 03:45 pm

Philip E. has revealed that he was unimpressed by the Pitwall Newspaper notices that were made. He has rejected all humour and he is looking forward to future press statements with better articles.

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August 3, 2017 02:34 pm

Spyker_F1 have cancelled negociations with engine supplier MCR and have opted to build their own using Meccano ®.

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August 3, 2017 02:31 pm

This is a press release

no one should read it - but you did! Therefore you have to transfer 1 bitcoin to my wallet :p

August 3, 2017 02:10 pm

Pitwall supporter feature Write press release

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